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Location: Pinckney, MI, US
Member Since: Aug 9, 2006
"Hipness is what it is! Sometimes hipness is, what it ain't."
Jason Girard is the owner of the Indonesian spoon company "Dollops Over Indonesia." He has used a spoon since the age of two and since has never touched a fork. The act of stabbing food with a bifurcation gadget is an atrocious operation that he will hold no participation in. He has maintained a steady usage of spoons and has served two five year terms as president of the anti fork coalition P.A.F. (People Against Forks). Mr. Girard credits his success to his parents. The two both were hand and face models who believed that spoons were a safe way to a healthy, unmarred, and safe fodder experience. At a young age, Jason Grant's parents told him "You can hold more in a spoon then in your heart!" He has lived to this motto. Upon graduating from the Utensil University of Indonesia, he published the book: "Pitchforks Killed the Moonlight." Currently, Jason is filming a documentary in Indonesia on the declining "spooned airplane" phenomena with Gerber baby foods, entitled: "You Got Served."
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